By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 23:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
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Nyxen 0

That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

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wollzilla 0

hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

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kemisha24131070 20

You should start jacking off with ur right hand

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bflakes 1

same with me only I am left handed so that's why I use that hand

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fightingkittens 39

My god, why do people have to always shout "NOT FML?" FMLs don't have to be about your dog and grandmother dying on the same day. They are just supposed to be amusing anecdotes about minor failures that occur in everyday life. Usually they also have some other meaning; in this case, the guy has such a hard time getting laid that he jacks off and is extremely strong because of it.

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sorrowevicteon 9

What the hell!? This is just random!! I don't think that's an FML, I think it's a STFU...

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jc95sd 3

Yeah... But seriously that's not a FML that just a no shit

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