sillygoose
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
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crumsnatcha 4
This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.
senorcristian 0
Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.
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Norwegian_Wood 4
Apparently not /completely/ healthy if they're walking around with chocolate on their back...Who knows what other food is stuck somewhere on their body...ickkk.
frankgrimes 4
who are you Homer Simpson. Get the F%^&* out of here. Im ashamed for even commenting on this lie
in_wonderland 1
um....what the ****.
Vitamin_C 0
WASH YOURSELF.
Cokencsi 0
How did you get chocolate on your back in the first place?
ashapasha 11
There's something called soap and water...
density 0
what do you mean, FML? This is awesome! You're growing your own supply of chocolate!! You need to see what you can do to promote growth! Perhaps you will eventually turn into a giant chocolate person and simply eat yourself!
courk94 6
Umm .. No .. o_O
waterynuggets 0
Uh huh. Sure ya did.
Peroxide 3
Not me sister. When I grow up I want to be a lardo on workman's comp, just like Dad. I wash myself with a rag on a stick. A hur hur hur.
sportsnut 0
This guy has to be a HUGE fatty....probably couldn't reach that far!
Ellodie_fml 0
can somebody tell me how come the op has chocolate on his back in first place?
BonJovi821 3
Because we all SURELY know the answer, right? :|