sillygoose
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
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crumsnatcha 4
This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.
senorcristian 0
Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.
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Comments (146)
goldpeaches 0
i can't stop laughing!
Lyfiar 0
i LOVE people like you. it makes FML worth checking every day.
_jdreaming 0
umm...shower much?
Anteezy 7
Shower. Use it.
welderchick87 0
Put the chocolate down, and take a damn shower.
Melly18 0
You silly goose-but seriously that's nasty
XxPLAYMAKERxX 0
Are you sure it wasn't a turd stain on your back....
psychoxxxinvader 3
There is this new type of cleansing bar, its called soap. No seriously, just use it with a bit of water and it gets rid of that gym-sock stench under your arms. Quite revolutionary, I must say.
Youd_laugh_2 0
If you can't find the shower how could you find the doctor?
quackquackquac 0
I saw this in Mad magazine (i don't really know what it's called... i just randomly picked it up at the library.)