sillygoose
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
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crumsnatcha 4
This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.
senorcristian 0
Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.
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beacee 0
YDI for not having good hygiene
thatguy1103 0
Hahaha I hope you don't reproduce.. If I were your doctor I would have convinced you that you've grown a chocolate factory on your back
smallfarmer3 0
YDI for not taking a ******* shower
FerrariCake 2
Hopefully they figured that out after they charged you $1000 for the lab tests.
mason022 0
He's in Canada, he doesn't get charged for that, unfortunately that would be paid for by tax money (sigh).....
HXCkittyninjaXD 0
you're an idiot you seriously couldnt smell the chocolate on your back ? wait dont you have friends to tell you how horrible you smell or that theres a stain on your back! i honestly think you live in a dump with no tub or mirrors tisk tisk tisk your a friggin pig !
mason022 0
Try to wash yourself more than once a month. And how did you manage to get chocolate on your back anyway?!
Idksodontaskme 0
"Oh yeah! Rub chocolate on my back and call me a dirty boy!" It seems she didn't lick it all off, hm?
TheLoneWolf87 4
Chocolate, did you say....CHOCOLATE? With or without nuts? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!
how2failatl1fe 0
AAH ********
EffYoLife 14
That happened on "The New Adventures of Old Christine"...if youre going to tell a fake story, at least tell your own!