Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML
Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML
Today, I was able to get dental care for the first time in 4 years. I had been going through all the hygiene motions, but without professional input all that time, no one was there to warn me about the sour candies I had been eating, and how they ruined your teeth anyway. My teeth are well beyond salvageable now. FML
Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
Today, I went to the dentist at 8:30 for a check up. I walked out at 2:00 with a root canal and several thousand dollars in debt. I guess I'm not having a wedding this year or quitting the job I hate. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML
Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I went to the dentist, telling him proudly that I had flossed for two straight weeks. The dentist told me that flossing wouldn't undo “Whatever happened back there.” FML
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ellis_fml 0
brush your teeth?
Ownord_fml 10
Drink less coffee/tea ^^
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Comments (82)
kittenrose12 0
That means you eat way to much sugary food or coffee and tea.... Just brush your teeth more and stop eating so bad.
legion_hexx 0
Dude, that's crazy nasty. A tube of Colgate at Walgreens is only 99 cents, btw...
iambean 4
I feel bad for anyone who's ever kissed that mouth.
Oriina 0
For everyone ragging on the OP for "not brushing their teeth" ... ever consider it may be GENETIC? My mother had yellow teeth when she was young, but she didn't smoke or anything and she always brushed her teeth. I feel sorry for you, OP, just because I know it's a real pain to have people jump to such conclusions. FYL.
Ellis93 0
Oh my god yeah, I have crappy teeth completely inherited from my parents. I brush my teeth 2-3 times a day, every day, my parents and sister do too, and we all have slightly yellow teeth. I hate dentist lectures. They think that someone's teeth show how good of a person they are. Aaaah!
ibrakefordonuts 0
drink less coffee... brush teeth more, brush for 2 minutes each time you brush... and chew non sugar gum, the saliva build up helps to elminate the plaque similar to a toothbrush and toothpaste...
Vib392 0
Do yooh face the sun often.?
Truan_fml 0
should be even more of an incentive to brushing your teeth
jen_kay 0
lawl dont worry about it. Yellow teeth can be fixed really easy.
that_guy_you_are 0
YDI for smoking.