Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML
Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML
Today, I was able to get dental care for the first time in 4 years. I had been going through all the hygiene motions, but without professional input all that time, no one was there to warn me about the sour candies I had been eating, and how they ruined your teeth anyway. My teeth are well beyond salvageable now. FML
Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
Today, I went to the dentist at 8:30 for a check up. I walked out at 2:00 with a root canal and several thousand dollars in debt. I guess I'm not having a wedding this year or quitting the job I hate. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML
Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I went to the dentist, telling him proudly that I had flossed for two straight weeks. The dentist told me that flossing wouldn't undo “Whatever happened back there.” FML
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ellis_fml 0
brush your teeth?
Ownord_fml 10
Drink less coffee/tea ^^
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Comments (82)
beccahcollins 8
Saw this on Shane Dawson
im_the_smoshiest 0
Hah I think Shane Dawson used this FML in one of his videos
tilda_0182 4
Guys that are saying "brush your teeth" are retards...of course your going to brush them... I brush them every day, mouthwash, floss and I even tried whitening strips but my canines are still yellow...any tips?
grace001 0
This sounds like the one shane dawson did :)
abylaunch 10
Why is every one assuming that OP doesn't brush her teeth? I used to have really white teeth but then got really sick during my first pregnancy and all the vomiting caused acid erosion which left my teeth yellow. There is lots of medical problems which effect peoples teeth.
RemyX1 7
Then you my friend to need brush more or learn to do it better.
Frankie1234 9
Sounds like my dentist! He accused me of drinking too much alcohol and eating too many sweets?!? I am a semi-pro Martial Artist who has to maintain a low body weight. I haven' touched a drop of alcolol for about 2 or 3 years and treat myself to two small chocolate bars a week!!