Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML
Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Dfeline 2
Look at it this way - lots of people would kill and pay a good sum of money to look younger.
stef383 0
my friend has this happen to him at a liquor store. Said his ID was fake, though her really was from colorado, and the ID was real. take it as a compliment tho lol
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Comments (191)
foryoublue94 0
this is FYL but also good. good thing you look young. It's sort of a compliment. I wouldn't do anything, but after #118, you could get a gift card, soooooo...
sireen 0
hahaha, I'm 17 and I get mistaken for a 12 year old. that sucks that she was such a bitch :(
GrapefruitZoe 0
And THAT is when you make a drama.
Jord111222333 0
lol same for me except I always show my medical insurance card n they believer cuz it's government made.
average_girl 0
umm she can just "declare your ID fake"? thats retarded. that lady needs 2 get a brain.
Josh223344 0
Oh yeah I feel so bad for you. Your 24 and look like your 16. What that must suck to be you. Fyl all the way. Boo hoo. Now really can some one please tell me how this is a fml?????
uzupocky 0
She was probably a 16-year-old who doesn't really know what she's talking about.
chriscece17 0
lol..thats messed up man
mackay 0
Ok how could that possibly be an FML because it can be resolved in like a minute! And what is with the troll? That is just dumb.
sj_19 0
now just think, when you're 50 you'll look 30!
ireallyam 0
this has happened to me. I'm 19 and went to apply for a job and the woman thought i was 12. at least when we're older we'll like it i suppose