Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Dr.Octopus454 - 07/10/2011 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By ouch - 29/02/2012 19:18 - Italy

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

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caitiebug1119 15

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:37

Your life sucks, but I gotta ask: did you not feel a breeze or something down there?

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:37

Parents jumping to conclusions, @@ but yeah, 1 has a point, didn't you feel a draft or was it warm at the pool? Hopefully you explained and things worked out okay. Just take a lesson to double check your clothes next time. :)

Comments

KendraLaine 18

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:48

At least you found out that way instead of a bird mistaking it for a worm..

MIKEMADNESS60 10

Thursday 11 July 2013 6:11

I can never get that image out of my mind

cottoncandymango 17

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:50

Some things can never be unseen...

Dracoboxer357 35

Wednesday 10 July 2013 1:54

14- True, but thankfully, this is only a penis. Surely you've seen at least one of by now, no? ;P

Crazymye 14

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:52

Pants at the pool? Wouldn't it make more sense wearing swimming trunks? Unless that's what you meant.

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:53

that sucks well next time u know to get new swim trunks

avapaige1234 19

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:56

That's even worse than just having a random boner. FYL

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:02

That's pretty bad, but it could have been worse. She could have noticed the hole and asked "Are you male?"

CrookedCook 14

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:12

Did you not feel your sausage smoking in the sun?

Ciraxas 7

Thursday 11 July 2013 13:13

Seeing jesses intense face stare at me while I read that made it so much better

punkyboy 11

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:12

that mom wasn't dicking around when she saw the hole in your pants

thunderniron 22

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:12

Ah, the old I didn't know I had a hole trick. Lmao

thatnucca 36

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:19

Is it just me or the one person who always takes it upon themselves to point out the "hole" situation usually does the half and half... Half put that tool away and half use it to poke holes somewhere else (me presumably)... Or maybe it's just the pervert in me...