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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML

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By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 12:00 - Papua New Guinea - Port Moresby

Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I randomly bumped into the girl of my dreams, my high school sweetheart whom I lost 15 years ago when my parents decided to emigrate us. I couldn’t help myself, I went up to her hoping the old spark was still there. She was just as sweet now as she was then, just heavily pregnant. FML

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By akward - 04/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

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By Childhood - 12/12/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML

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Thursday 1 October 2009 16:15

Aw, embarrassing. But at least she didn't point out your mistake.

BurnDammit 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:30

Aww hun :) But atleast she didn't slap you or anything!She obviousily liked it :D

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EGftw 0

Friday 2 October 2009 9:00

Fyl Sooo owned! X10

jmoose311 3

Friday 2 October 2009 9:01

How is this a FML? You got a hug from the chick you like!

d_a_i_s_e_e 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 7:51

hehe well done for getting her to hug you back ;)

Greyst0ne 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 7:09

this is nooo fml. she hugged you back, and im sure you got that boner

Ncatz93 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:21

wow i thought this only happens to me lol :D

andrewFML 0

Monday 21 June 2010 8:58

poor bastard..

Whoadee 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 1:03

hey don't slink back. push forward! I mean you did say she hugged back so use it as a convinient step forward.

angelice06 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:51

aaaawwwww ;( at least she was nice !

melissa333jade 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 12:26

hey who cares anyway u got a hug from ur crush-bonusss! rite now i lik a guy named brian its a gd name :) ill giv u a hug

SupaNova1 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:13

ur hurt!

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