Intimacy: Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:01 - Canada

Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML

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By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

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Vibrate mode

By ChiefKoala - 27/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Rockwood

Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Makala - 03/12/2011 08:15 - Egypt

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

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By noexceptions - 11/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

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By :/ - 01/10/2013 10:18

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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fatfatgoeshome 8

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:54

seems like you should have left that at home

Memoohhh 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:53

degrassi!

Comments

waveman56 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:16

that's pretty bad that you couldn't go one weekend without it

underguarded 20

Saturday 16 October 2010 11:40

agreed

angeluv_2014 22

Friday 2 August 2013 7:51

Maybe she was going on some kind of record for continual scheduled masterbastion... or maybe she's OCD and she can't go to sleep w/o masterbating... Or maaaaaybe wherever she was going she knew would make her supah horney!!

inglouriousbitch 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:19

personal? as opposed to what? Also I'm pretty sure people can tell the difference between a vibrator and a cell phone since the cell phone doesn't vibrate continuously...still, awkward!

moSpice 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 11:11

you would know that first hand wouldn't you cutie

TurboTalon 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:48

The term "personal" emphasizes that it's used for something sexual. Describing a vibrator it's a bit redundant but if you replace that with "massager" then the wording is more helpful.

Lustuu_fml 14

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:21

#12 - Hahahaha right !

perdix 29

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:22

You're lucky that he gave you the chance to turn it off right there in class. If the batteries had run down, I suspect your entire weekend would have been shot. Energizer -- the Official Battery of Weekend Fapping Trips.