Miscellaneous: Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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By Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:12 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML

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Sting operation

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

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Sting

By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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By Noname - 22/02/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

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By Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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By samantha - 23/06/2020 02:02

Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 17:25 - Belgium

Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Andrew - 24/11/2011 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML

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stuner56 22

Tuesday 24 July 2012 2:51

If you are that dumb, you don't need beer

BigMatt803 18

Tuesday 24 July 2012 2:50

I guess next time you'll try using it on an ugly cashier. YDI

Comments

dancer2021 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:07

Js since I work where we id EVERYONE when we Id and suspect a fake Id if you ask the person presenting the fake for there birthday or age they 9 times out of 10 slip up and say there real age or bday.... So why don't you just wait just like everyone else did

googleguy123 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:13

If only you lived in Canada...

PowerPanda_fml 3

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:13

I feel like I should just stop asking people if they could be any more stupid..

Fuzzymonkey2013 7

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:19

Oh Keith Stone your so smooth

journeytotheend 16

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:25

Hahaga Americans

redmane 21

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:57

You're American.

JennaNGood 21

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:27

Heehee! If you were in Canada, you'd be able to buy beer at that age ;)

Davick 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:39

if you need a fake ID you don't need it. enjoy your youth you'll miss it when its gone.

jadamsclassic 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 8:11

back in my day, we got someone who was over 21 to buy the beer. And if no one was willing then we would say, "Screw it." and move on. Kids these days...