By stupdude3 - 26/03/2012 14:51 - United States

Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 341
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Never too late to learn! Maybe this will help u get closer to her :)

juicedboi 7

Bring some floaties. Might as well make a joke out of it. You're stuck there anyway

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How old are you?

ThisIsMyReign 4

OP should have had a drunk grandpa like the movie "Just go with it".

rach2010 0

Maybe you can get private lessons.

hawkey126 0

Definitely the parent's fault.

She must be like teen years if she has a crush....

uffiewuffie 0

62 - are you really that retarded?

73 I think that 62 said she must be in her teens as it's mainly teenagers that us the word 'crush'. Your going a bit far calling him/her retarded for that when it's a normal assumption to make.

Im sorry I ment to say : it is mainly teenagers that 'use' the word crush.

JohnstonAlvin 2

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

I think that 73 was saying that because OP is a boy...

AllThatHit 7

I learned when I was 13, god that was embarrasing. you would have to be way older to be eligible to teach 3 to 4 year olds so Im guessing OP is way older

I'm on my phone. Don't know how to check on this?

Never too late to learn! Maybe this will help u get closer to her :)

It will definitely allow you to get eachother wet easily.

I'm sure it went swimmingly!!

OP could end up teacher her a few things as well

Use it to your advantage and get some "personal" lessons.

I'm sure OP made waves with his progress

After all, she's hopefully in a 2 piece and your shirtless, your pretty much halfway there *wink*

Did OP learn the 'breast stroke'?

That sounds like fun, maybe you could get to know your crush better

If you can touch the bottom there's no need to swim

That sounds like fun, maybe you could get to know your crush better

harkerk87 2

Just think of it as quality time with ur crush

juicedboi 7

Bring some floaties. Might as well make a joke out of it. You're stuck there anyway

ripresno 10

Maybe a spider man swimsuit too

Aww that's kinda cute :)

Well now you can impress him by out swimming a load of 3 and 4 year olds, you'll be his star pupil!

gabe222 25

Pretty sure profile says "he" so unless he is gay, assume the teacher is a girl...

Well spotted, a thousand apologies.

I'm sure she will be very impressed

TheCarChanel 0

Unless hes out swam by a 4 year old

I didn't learn how to swim until I was 6.

The_Troller 14

Cool story, bro.

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

When I was born I was immediately thrown into a lake.

ThisIsMyReign 4

True story I threw him in to help a snake and thus his name "Snake Doctor" was born, along with the ability to swim.

ripresno 10

22- great profile pic

kurololita 6

22... do i know you.... o_O... no seriously, cause i swear i do.

I learned when I was 14 and now I'm a lifeguard

Why did he get thumbed down? He was just saying how old he was