Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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karacakal2 30
So did you get the job ?
fushengyuan 20
I would hire you just to see you passout again
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Comments (42)
pacman490 21
My interviews didn't start going anywhere near right til I got on anxiety meds. Apparently stuttering and sweating looks bad too.
smoothies14 32
Interviewer's note: Can't handle stressful situations.
Niz_DD 14
Got so nervous that you forgot to breathe eh OP?
wow2mylife 25
last night I read peed until this morning I read it again
zippocobalt6 14
what
revolvearoundme 15
Don't go in there thinking you're getting interviewed. Think of it as a meeting. They already have your app/resume. Be formal and polite and ask them more about the job, growth potential and 401k. Never bring up your actual salary till there is a job offer. These are all things you really should know before deciding if you want a job and it should help you feel a bit less like you're on an auction block. Might also help you avoid taking a job that makes you post more here lol.
AviShtap 20
Holy crap #37, that's such a healthy way to look at it! I should go write that life-advice down somewhere :)
chase2208 10
That must have been a massive pimple
DaniealThePope 18
Good job, your already sleeping on the job... Disappointing behaviour this will be noted
swampbaby985 30
Well that's one memorable moment...