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By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML

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By s13495 - 24/10/2013 15:52 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

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By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML

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By ugh - 21/01/2014 18:55 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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karacakal2 30

Monday 25 January 2016 23:33

So did you get the job ?

fushengyuan 20

Monday 25 January 2016 23:45

I would hire you just to see you passout again

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The_Potato_Lord 15

Monday 25 January 2016 23:56

Wow. I hope you get a second interview. Next time try to breath and calm down.

Steve97 32

Monday 25 January 2016 23:59

Hey at least if you wind up getting the job you could say "the interview went so well I did it in my sleep" :p

PaulChristie 13

Tuesday 26 January 2016 0:18

Just got to calm down and be confident in yourself. Confidence is key

GreyJedi 10

Tuesday 26 January 2016 0:20

He's got his face on his desk.... that's dedication.

Gringely 6

Tuesday 26 January 2016 0:25

Give him another chance!

bosniangirl27 21

Tuesday 26 January 2016 0:44

Hope you got the job OP

sammiaaron 16

Tuesday 26 January 2016 1:01

oh man.. it's okay, you're not alone in having bad anxiety feel better and good luck with the job

KhaleesiDannie 26

Tuesday 26 January 2016 1:51

I guess you knocked that interview out

queencabello 19

Tuesday 26 January 2016 1:53

How sad

_M3talH3ad 8

Tuesday 26 January 2016 2:34

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