Love: Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started...

By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 05:16 - Canada

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

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The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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ReyEr9412 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:05

Reply to this. You know you want to.

Monikabug 9

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:15

It wasn't the smoothest response, but I am sure she understands. It was a party, it happens. Why don't you give her a call and apologize? That would be a start. Your life isn't over, you just need to take control of the situation.

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slowitdownletsma 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:35

that's what every woman looks for in a man

adrian_love03 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:00

lol....wow

ClouDn9n 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:07

.......I love lamp.......

subieguy 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:19

ooouch. that sucks man I bet when you found out by who ever told you about what happened you near shat yo self. I call both FYL

ScoobyDoo92 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:55

come on! really?! " al just buy this rather messy dessert to cheer me up while I drive. and i'm definetly not tempting fate with this combo but it helps that I'm part of the most demographic of drivers" really?! you didn't see that coming??!

wordgirl 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:30

A guy did that to me once. He wanted to tell me that he thought we should be together, so he took me out, got exceedingly intoxicated, then told me (at about 3am) that he thought we should -- barf -- be together. It was about 4 years before I figured out that he really liked me and wasn't just a sloppy drunk. By that time, I was married to somebody else. :/

42billybob 5

Monday 15 March 2010 14:32

1. know your limits 2. it's rude to get that drunk at someone else's house... you force them to take care of and clean up after you. 3. what is the appeal to getting so drunk you're throwing up?