Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
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Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML
Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
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buck33 14
It's a conspiracy!
XxchristinasmhxX 0
I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't even work there...
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micahsmommy 13
Every club I've ever been to you had to go to the bar to order drinks. There were no waitresses or waiters. Next time verify who is taking your order and if there is a queue at the bar most likely they don't have servers.
kiwicourtenay 2
I see you're from Canterbury in NZ, was it The Running Bull? They're chronic for taking extra money, same for Revival Bar!
etoilenuit 15
Who pays for their drinks before getting them? Never seen that. Sucks but you should've been smarter than that..
ImaginaryFoe 1
Is it common in NZ to pay before receiving drinks? I've never been to a club, bar, or pub that had you pay before you were served. Interesting. Tell whoever's in charge so they have security on the lookout. Linger near the bar so you can spot her. When you do, threaten police involvement (you have a witness). If none of that works, chalk it up to experience and enjoy your first night out as a wiser person.
soldiat_fml 17
That already happened. Did you see the FML about the old lady pickpocketing the OP?
MillerBeerTime 5
Must have been one of those damned strip clubs...bastards
iiFrench_Fries 5
Damn. That actually worked! lool but that Sucks OP.
thatoneguy79 10
OP: What lessons have we learned here today? That's right; place all drink orders within 50 cents of the bills you plan to use to pay for them. That way the most you are out is $0.50 and $35 worth of drinks you can't down because you are passed out on the floor already. But hey, at least they won't make off with your change. As a side note, you should never ask a stranger for change. You should learn to accept them the way they are.
tyga2100 0
Wow your dumb
j_cat187 20
It's ok, you can always rob them the next day.