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By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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Surfs you right for not checking your pockets.

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Wave goodbye to your phone.

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thenamesjan 13

Thursday 31 July 2014 0:07

This is why you need the S5.

Number37 1

Friday 1 August 2014 4:43

I suggest investing some money in a water proof case or Baggie before you go surfing

gambinoethan 7

Thursday 4 February 2016 12:59

Been there done that bro it sucks.

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