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By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I forgot to take my phone out of my bathing suit pocket before I went into the pool. It's not a high-end phone, so that's not why FML. The FML part is because I was on vacation, didn't have internet access, and the phone has no external memory card, so all the pictures I took while on vacation are lost. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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On the run

By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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Mowed down

By ThatsNotGrass - 10/08/2014 01:30 - Canada

Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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Surf's Up

By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 12:01 - United States - Wilmington

Today, as I was strapping my boogie board to my wrist, a wave slammed the board right into my crotch. Hard. FML

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What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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Life's a beach

By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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Crazynocatlady 22

Monday 21 July 2014 22:47

Surfs you right for not checking your pockets.

kinky44 28

Monday 21 July 2014 22:48

Wave goodbye to your phone.

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jonnypoopsies 3

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:15

Psh Who needs a phone anyway? SURFS UP!!

blueflame31 3

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:19

then how did you post this?

Thorzix 23

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:26

Why does every post with someone losing their phones in some way gets atleast ONE person asking this. Is it that hard to remember that smartphones aren't the only device able to access the internet?

nikkiluvzglen 16

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:37

I did that once

Macherni 5

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:41

Are you sure you didn't just drop it in the toilet and the whole surfer thing makes you sound cool? Huh are you, are you really sure?

SexyMexi21 23

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:46

Get a Lifeproof!

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:00

Rice to the rescue! I think we have all done that before...and depending on your phone it might be okay

surfingsavage 2

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:04

That's the good thing about needing a wettie you don't pit your phone in it so you can't take it in the water

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:27

Put it in a bag of rice for a couple days.

katydid91 31

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:31

I guess you could say that this was a ... R.I.P. Tide for your phone. No?...Okay, I'll show myself the door.

cryssycakesx3 22

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:59

thank you.

MoodiQ 8

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:40

atleast we know that you didn't write this FML from your phone

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