Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
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foxy_grampa 19
I'm sorry, that's such an awkward situation! I would've looked down and said "I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me"
Pwnzersome 7
That must of been one awkward hour.. Sorry OP.
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Comments (93)
ohnowhyme123 15
aww I'm sorry
myurlbriii 9
This is an exact repeat word for word of a previous FML written a couple of years ago... Not impressed.
derpadelic 3
I guess the conversation went DOWNHILL from there.
JT1996_fml 12
I guess that the universe gave you your date right there
Omniprism 15
You did the reverse of how not to break up with someone. Like breaking up with someone on a romantic boat ride. You should have waited till you guys were having hot chocolate at the lodge.
KoolKidKarson 3
Not every skier is a lodge monkey. You dumb ass. I ski for 6 hours no food and then get in my car and eat peanut butter sandwiches and Gatorade all the way home
marcranger 29
56, sweetie, you're going to appreciate the lodge and its beer a lot more in ten years or so.
mxij 13
The awkward level is high in this one. You should have asked sometime else though, in case she said no. Lifts can take a while in my experience
breakinlegs 19
If she was your friend then you should have been able to blow it off. instead of sitting there feeling bad for an hour, you should have turned it around and tried to make the best of sitting there. Played some games or shared an interesting story.
awilliams44 9
Awwwww that's sweet though.... I would have said yes haha (:
Lilsbills 15
You should've pushed that bitch off.
Selkhe 10
Ugh!! What a BITCH, right? NOT returning someone's feelings, OBVIOUSLY out of spite to shame him and not simply because of free will in who she does or doesn't like! What a stupid *****, I know!
emmaps 3
So how'd it end?