Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
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Top comments
foxy_grampa 19
I'm sorry, that's such an awkward situation! I would've looked down and said "I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me"
Pwnzersome 7
That must of been one awkward hour.. Sorry OP.
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Comments (93)
StanSmith2013 26
Bad timing?
booda44 7
Sooooo I like potatoes do you?
marcranger 29
OP, I feel for your bruised pride, but timing is everything! Times not to drop potential bombs on people include anywhere that involves an inescapable, confined space. Like a car. Or a chairlift, even one that doesn't have a sick sense of humor (and they all do).
KR12T3N 15
Awkward turtle
djPanda 8
It's a sigh'n, it's god saying " take him or I'll freeze u to death"
hellmate 12
That was bad timing
iwadasn 33
Congratulations, you now live in a sitcom.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Good time to get to know her and her to know you maybe change her mind and at least one date
deathrowdiesel 2
Someone or thing somewhere wants her to say yes
TEDREDNECKLO 5
Ohh that's cold