Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
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henrylikestreats 22
I'm just trying to figure out how you got cornered in a forest...
LeashaJoy5595 28
Take pride in the fact that the only way they could take you down, is by teaming up. Congrats on your awesomeness!
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Comments (88)
feven 32
I read paintballing and siblings together and I immediately grimaced.
mmazzaa 16
Went paintballing without getting hit? Where is the fun in that?
Retaheki 27
The fun in winning. If you're hit, you're out, and I don't want to be outed in the first 30 seconds.
i_lik_tomaters 21
That sounds fun
MELKOZAR 27
Who goes paint balling anymore??
ChristianH39 30
Since that would be a massively stupid rhetorical question I'm just going to treat is as if you're actually asking and say me.
ana_lee_bonde 17
YDI. Don't play paintball and then complain about being shot.
chef_burns 9
Oh dear Lord, I know the feeling. My brother, his friends, and I went paintballing and decided to show me how much "they don't hurt" from five feet away. The worse was the shot to the head right above the mask. That pain sucks.
H3R0Films 1
If you didn't get shot you clearly were hiding in the back the entire time
MondRubberduck 24
The classy: the enemy of my enemy is my friend^^
JTV6 9
2 words. Paint grenade
idontknow8 8
ben is that you?