Today, I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store, and even had change in my pocket. After feeding the meter, A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents for it. I was 50 cents short for my ice cream. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML
Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML
Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML
Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML
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Top comments
polly87 0
Aw, poor you, you didnt get ur ice cream. I totally understand. Lol.
wink568 0
It's 50 cents, not $100.
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Comments (68)
bmx5S5 0
It's really not bad, just go home and get some.
game_over_fml 0
Really People?! So if someone posts something awful on here its FAKE, but if someone posts something funny like this you get yo panties up in a wad? damn you people are douchebags.
dramakat11 0
Dude, if you had the munchies I feel your pain.
edellio 0
awwww the cutest fml i've ever heard..
walk_in_memphis 0
why didn't you have enough for your ice cream if you knew you were getting ice cream, meter or no meter?
DomyDamsy 0
whupty fing do, your out 50 cents and dont have ice cream, maybe you shuld kill yourself after that monstrosity
prince_of_fly 0
was this the bent spoon in princeton?
nobeedle 0
It could have been either the Bent Spoon or Thomas Sweet. Neither one of these accepts credit or debit cards. So, it's a legitimate FML.
heyBIANCA 0
haha that's cute
maddog_fml 0
What a CRAP story. Your life is ****** because you where out of 50 cents for a ******* ice cream? Thats pathetic. Get a life douchebag. Who cares anyway.
D0GS_B1T3 0
Today, I didn't get my ice cream. It ****** my life. FML.