Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
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Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML
Today, I was at the gym when a trainer said, “Wow, good for you! I love seeing older people stay active.” I’m 29. FML
Today, I started a new job. As I was introducing myself during the morning get together with the team, I forgot how old I was, and panicked. I ended up saying I was "twenty-fine." I’m 27. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in quite a while. I was feeling pretty good about myself until I realized I'd been on the elliptical machine for twenty minutes without having actually turned it on. I was just moving the pedals and wondering why I wasn’t getting tired. FML
Today, I was working out in the gym when a fitness trainer came up to me and said it wasn't safe to be exercising while this far along in a pregnancy. I was too ashamed to tell them that I'm not pregnant, so I went along with it. Time to find a new gym. FML
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capthavoc123 0
It asks you your age so it knows what your normal workout level needs to be. Also, you're a completely pathetic person. Seriously? 29 is not old. Get some perspective on life.
loto_fml 3
I'm sorry but these FMLs crying for other people's pity shouldn't even get posted. "Today I ate a bunch of twinkies, then I weighted myself and realized I weight 200lbs, FML!!!!" You ******* deserve it if you chose to lie to a machine.
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Comments (104)
lgabra95 0
i dont get it
catatonicsleep 17
i doubt saying 2 years less is going to make that much difference to your work out so why bother lying?
Nakedsquirrel 5
I like how OP is Anonymous with no gender indicated when it's obvious OP is a woman.
pinakel 0
you totally deserved it
socrkeeper001 0
Today, I went to submit on FML, and I was too embarrassed to put my gender. FML.
Kajay1978 0
idiot!
dent91 0
u are so idiot ,, i my mother just turned 42 and she still the same as she was 30 .. and i never heard her complaining about her age and never lied about it infront of anyone. YDI , why cuz u cannot even realize that there is no big difference between 27 and 29 aslo if u count he time u spend in ur mother uterus you are actually 30 ,,,,, live with it and i hope u do not lie about ur age infront of doctors too :P
KsESteve 0
I agree, but you didn't make yourself look very smart either. Unless you're native tongue isn't english.. in which case you're English isn't that bad. But seriously.. the poster is a moron.
scateice 0
I thought OP was a guy o_o And 29 isn't young, lol That's like 30 I mean, it's not old, but it's not young either :)
oxrox 0
Why?
suzanabanna 0
y