By Queso Dog - 02/10/2012 14:42 - Japan

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
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megapeyt 17

You totally deserved it if you actually thought that would work.

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unknown_user5566 26

You deserve it. Should've just told him you weren't into him, and asked to part ways.

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kkrivicky 6

lmfao! now i look like the idiot at her desk snickering in the corner haha I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE THAT! and yes to #119

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madfranklin 4

Robot voice and movements....you must be one hot geek jezebel...

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RoBi1475 0

This is why a dateing lemon law needs to exist. If you are not into it you should have a certain amount of time to back out with no hard feels.

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InfiniIII 6

You kind of... kind of... were a bitch...

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Kristoffer 35

Whatever happened to honesty and frankness?

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mischiimasch 0

Lol where do you find him in the first place?

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D_R_I_C_K 1

Woulda worked on me haha

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MakeTodayADTR 20

I'm thinking about getting metal legs, it's a risky operation but it'll totally be worth it. :p

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FluffyWizdom 15

ahahaha ! at least he has a good sense of humor :)

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