Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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Top comments
Lisee92 18
Why would she even lead you on like that if she already had a fiancé. He should be more mad at her.
NickyK 25
Online dating can be tough! Keep looking OP!
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Comments (87)
davincidasecond 24
That's a long ass drive for the next town over.
shaytards_fml 9
that's what you get for dating online
Stuffaluffagus 25
Sounds like you got played
jodyl1 5
Tons of low-class, sorry excuses for humans are out there cheating, claiming to be single, sleeping around on spouses. I would have said "hey, SHE told me she was single! Your beef is with her! Let me show you the messages!" and turn it around.
GoArmy6624 7
Women are soul murderers, OP.
aJaguarinRed 9
I'd make the best of the situation. Show up later with a faked picture of you, her and your "beautiful family" and tell him and her that she has children who miss her and want her to return.
pinkivy 4
Definitely interested in the follow up...So many questions... Does the online relationship continue?
ZackL624 5
Dude, that's not your fault. She was the one talking to you when she was engaged. She should be the one in trouble
happyapy 16
I don't understand how a guy could be mad at you and not his girl. Understanding idiots is hard work.
sanecatlady 13
Because it's very wrong for a guy to punch a girl in the face. In this part of the world, anyway.
TallMist 32
Nobody should be punching anyone anyways. Violence is NOT the answer.
grunt_fml 17
I hope in the end the guy understood that he should punch HER.