By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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MommaMuff 6

At least you had testicles left. Be thankful.

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DalekWarrior26 9

they don't have testicles left that's the one that was brutally murdered rip left ********

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iAmScrubs 19

Cheaters never prosper. You completely deserved it, idiot.

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sensoon15 7

you don't deserve to have any testicles. ******.

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Iwashere12345 0

then he'd be a girl and called a ***** for cheating

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XxToriwolfxX 0

A guy with no testicles is a girl? What ******* drugs are you on?

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nickdunbar 8

YDI, why would you cheat in the first place?

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thatonename 7

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kg163401 0

your testicles are next. :-)

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rebekahah 7

eh, my motto was always "cheaters never lose, and losers never cheat", but that really doesn't apply here, huh?

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rebekahah 7

ahh don't we just hate when that happens?

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xgetxbentx 13

you should try a picture of yourself and not Courtney dior....

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CaligurlLULU 0

you're a bitch. you know that right?! to think cheating is good! they say he shouldn't have kids, neither should you bitch. it's wrong and immoral! I can't wait til you actually fall in love one day and they cheat on you! oh and I can see why u think it's ok. you're so ugly that you'd rather barely get a guy and share him as he cheats than die alone with a million cats you ugly ass.

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kkins 0

well next time don't date two girls and not expect it to eventually blow up in your face

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MsSoulReaper 27

You got what you deserved ;) you won't be getting any sympathy here asshole.

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klovemachine 24

I didn't have any sympathy for him, but with all these negative comments, I feel sorry for him now :D

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underdose 9

be thankful you still have your testicles you dont deserve them asshole. i hate when people like you who do horrible things complain because you dont get away with it.

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kialuvsyoo 3

You took the words right out of my mouth. He's the one who cheated, yet he's also the one complaining. Wth.

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