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:( you poor thing.
well hit the gym OP!
haha fattie, listen to what your husband says and suck in the gut and stop stuffing your face with cupcakes all the time.
it's funny cause your husband thinks your fat
it's funny because your fat
Your butt is wide, well my cats is too, better watch yo mouth, or I'll sit on you!
*he'll
Hahaha! Can anyone else picture this FML? It sounds like something from a movie. You know, the husband looks up, then looks back at the newspaper and then says it.
92 I bet u would look amazing in some sexy lingerie ;)
fatties getting dressed up in plus size Victoria's Secret lingerie are funny.
OP NEVER EVER said she was fat. she could weigh 105 lbs and have stretch marks from being pregnant with HIS children. Or she could have scars from surgery. Or she could have lost a lot of weight and still have excess skin. it's crappy that everyone always assumes "it's your fault cause your fat." ignorant.
hahaha
That sucks. Maybe it's time for a gym membership, or just ditch the man.
104 is obviously a fattie too.
easy for you to say since you have a banging body like that
rape him.
raape him!!!!!!!
this is true :) sometime women do that when they don't get much attention. what a bastard!
no 104, 145, 169 are the dumbasses. if the problem was that she wasn't fat but a scar from a surgery that she could have died from or after busting her ass to lose weight, or just had his child, etc. that would have been the FML. not that she's just gross in lingerie. You all are just apologizing for her with made up excuses due to your own low self esteem.
lol @ 129's reference! ;)
92 ur really ugly. you have the biggest ass ever. I don't think that's even you. owned.
I agree. I know what it's like to have excess skin because of weight loss, and no money to have it removed. *sigh* This is supposed to be in reply to 104, but it seems like it's getting screwed up.
I can totally imagine this in my head!
184 - let me tell you this... first, coud you stop HATIN' plllleeeeeeeaaaasssseeee!!!!! second, you dont make no sence. how could you diss her and then compliment her like... your so ugly , you have the biggest ass... -.- Helllloooooooooooooooooo, a nice round and BIG ass like her, how could you even dare to diss that!!!!!! come'on!! honnestly, what do you prefer? Bone or meat????!!! i think everybody agree with me , MEAT!!! and also that her ass look good !!! i mean... even if its not her, who cares!! and seriously, like really serious, look at you first in the mirror honey... take a second, maybe few minutes...You're not that pretty yourself...imma be real with you, she looks better than you!!!! like for real, for real, shhuuuuuuuss be quiet!! im not tryin to diss you but since you're doin it for no reason.... oh ya almost forgot... OOOOWWWWNNEEED!!!!!!! but im rly not proud of it since you look 13
pwned?
lmfaoooooo omg!!! that's so mean!!
I love your logic #92! it makes so much sense. Since my husband thinks my stomach is a turnoff, so let me stuff myself more, maybe something will change! :D
haha itz funny cuz ur fat!!!!!!!! fyl
creep
Where in the fML does it say fat? F the commenters lives for assumptions.
Sex with fat chicks is worse than no sex at all.
They say that because they want sex with hot women, not some blob. And #22, There is a line beyond which **** and masturbation wins.
Hand party or sex with a flabby cow... No brainer!
Having a little something to hold on to is perfectly fine. But when your woman is so fat that each thrust sends a wave pulsing up her body, I think that line has been drawn. I don't blame the husband for wanting to avoid seasickness. Sex is supposed to be pleasurable, not nauseating.
I know how he feels. I've got a fat pussy all over me, and I'm just wondering when this obese cat will go away.
#22, I'm afraid I'm not following you. You say it is more and then it is nothing? It just disappears or something? :/
54 don't be a smartass
#65, oh thank you! It all makes sense now :)
58, she wasn't being a smartass. She just struggles with proofreading. Be careful not to misinterpret a woman's idiocy as wit. 54, you're welcome. I've got your back. ;)
#85, I hoped it wouldn't come this far, but apparently I have to explain my comments were meant sarcastically and I was indeed 'being a smartass'. Will you give me my back back now? Thankyou :)
115, oh I caught your sarcasm. I just didn't want to waste the opportunity to make a sexist remark. ;P And if you don't mind, I think I'll keep your back. The view is spectacular! ^-^
You can love someone and still not be turned on by them.
says two guys who never get laid
LOOL 58 , there's always someone trying to be smart by writing "smart ass" comments.
really? well that's new
#2, not all men are willing to have sex with any and every woman that comes along. If she's a big turnoff, then that's probably her fault for going around flaunting it.
Your husband is a dick.
You say that like you actually know what it looks like...
Oh, so it's wrong to dislike fat chicks now? she let her self go fat after marriage (I assume), it's not the husband's fault.
Very well put, 37. Hahaha.
37 "whale in fish nets" double entendre win lol um, fatty mcfatass, get in shape and be grateful he loves you enough to stick around. I know a lot of guys who'd just leave or cheat. Y.D.I.
I don't any women should be "grateful he doesn't cheat". I think that's unfair. Also, I think it's unfair that because she's heavy he should be expected to leave her. And usually fat wives have fat husbands.
289: I do like myself some boy in smexy girl undies :D how much?
It's incredibley annoying when people think a man is gay simply because he rejects a woman.
next time tell him his face is too ugly when he wants some lovin
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Show it anywayI sure hope you told him thy his small penis is a turnoff too.
lol 10 - hope she did.
hahah 10.
Ouch, that's really harsh. But the real question is: are YOU satisfied with your body?
Its not enough to be satisfied with her body. She also has to be satisfied with no sex.
Or go elsewhere if her dick of a husband doesn't want her..it'll serve him right!
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Show it anywayPerhaps some sit-ups will do the trick?
Doing sit ups would only make the muscle grow, and make the area bigger.
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:( you poor thing.
comments like that make me wonder why men say that. does the man want sex or not?