Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
briannak91
| 0
:( you poor thing.
By
KVKdragon
| 26
comments like that make me wonder why men say that. does the man want sex or not?
COMMENTS
By
briannak91
| 0
:( you poor thing.
Reply
marinus_fml
| 19
well hit the gym OP!
Reply
shanster
| 3
haha fattie, listen to what your husband says and suck in the gut and stop stuffing your face with cupcakes all the time.
Reply
EminemTM
| 0
it's funny cause your husband thinks your fat
Reply
Horde
| 8
why poor op? take the hint and get in shape!
Reply
mona_is_here
| 10
1. Lose weight
2. If you are too lazy, then just don't get naked in front of your hus in any light.
Voilà, problem solved!
2. If you are too lazy, then just don't get naked in front of your hus in any light.
Voilà, problem solved!
Reply
legonut4
| 0
it's funny because your fat
Reply
Stupified
| 0
Your butt is wide, well my cats is too, better watch yo mouth, or I'll sit on you!
Reply
Stupified
| 0
*he'll
Reply
MyNameIsInvictus
| 0
Hahaha! Can anyone else picture this FML? It sounds like something from a movie. You know, the husband looks up, then looks back at the newspaper and then says it.
Reply
mona_is_here
| 10
62, haha yeah, I had the same image in mind :D
Reply
finallyfreemaria
| 0
maybee she wouldn't stuff her face all the time if her dickhead of a husband would actually look at her once in a while
Reply
BehindTheSun
| 2
Hell, according to this FML, it's probably hard to NOT see her. Anyways, at the end of the day, it's still her fault. The guy didn't do anything wrong.
Reply
White_Fury
| 0
He can't help it that he is turned off by fat stomachs!
Reply
dudenextdoor
| 0
92 I bet u would look amazing in some sexy lingerie ;)
Reply
MarkSeattle
| 0
fatties getting dressed up in plus size Victoria's Secret lingerie are funny.
Reply
alliewillie
| 22
OP NEVER EVER said she was fat. she could weigh 105 lbs and have stretch marks from being pregnant with HIS children. Or she could have scars from surgery. Or she could have lost a lot of weight and still have excess skin. it's crappy that everyone always assumes "it's your fault cause your fat." ignorant.
Reply
erod707
| 0
hahaha
Reply
iSitt
| 0
to bad there's no hypnosis or brain washing to make men think fat old women are sexier than thin young.
Reply
heynow00wellthen
| 0
That sucks. Maybe it's time for a gym membership, or just ditch the man.
Reply
klumzy0123456789
| 6
aww. ur hubby is an asssss!!
Reply
MarkSeattle
| 0
104 is obviously a fattie too.
Reply
Brittney_E
| 0
shake fhaf belly like a bowl fufll of jelly.
^-^
^-^
Reply
Brittney_E
| 0
*full
Reply
A_Khalifa
| 0
easy for you to say since you have a banging body like that
Reply
nishant5456
| 0
rape him.
Reply
mynameiskate
| 0
ow owww
Reply
twilight_0118
| 0
alliewillie I completely agree. my mom had weight loss sergery about 4 years ago b/c she was obese, and now she is thin but her stomach looks kinda gross cuz there's leftover skin and stretch marks
Reply
degrassilovur
| 0
ouch.
Reply
nishant5456
| 0
raape him!!!!!!!
Reply
Peacemaker9
| 7
lol husband=boss!
Reply
oarisimo
| 4
I totally agree with you, 104. but I have realized that the majority of the commenters on this site are a bunch of ignorant dumbasses...
Reply
islandhani
| 0
this is true :) sometime women do that when they don't get much attention. what a bastard!
Reply
MarkSeattle
| 0
no 104, 145, 169 are the dumbasses. if the problem was that she wasn't fat but a scar from a surgery that she could have died from or after busting her ass to lose weight, or just had his child, etc. that would have been the FML. not that she's just gross in lingerie. You all are just apologizing for her with made up excuses due to your own low self esteem.
Reply
rockr_chick
| 5
lol @ 129's reference! ;)
Reply
Rayan8D
| 0
92 ur really ugly. you have the biggest ass ever. I don't think that's even you. owned.
Reply
kbaker90
| 0
I agree. I know what it's like to have excess skin because of weight loss, and no money to have it removed. *sigh*
This is supposed to be in reply to 104, but it seems like it's getting screwed up.
This is supposed to be in reply to 104, but it seems like it's getting screwed up.
Reply
BehindTheSun
| 2
184, now that just wasn't very nice.
Reply
RachelTheLoser
| 0
agree with 62, 92, and 104. (:
Reply
swimmerstud
| 7
I can totally imagine this in my head!
Reply
crimewc
| 0
I no you cried damn
Reply
CaliforniaGurl13
| 0
ur hot
Reply
chonnner
| 0
I wana see ur tits
Reply
fatham
| 0
u are beautiful!!! ur so pretty
Reply
oarisimo
| 4
oh yeah 180, my self esteem is sooo low just because I point out other people's ignorance. you totally have me ALL figured out! congratulations!
idiot.
idiot.
Reply
LosAngelesSon
| 8
agree with 97
Reply
KaarmaaBiitchzz
| 0
184 - let me tell you this...
first, coud you stop HATIN' plllleeeeeeeaaaasssseeee!!!!! second, you dont make no sence. how could you diss her and then compliment her like... your so ugly , you have the biggest ass... -.- Helllloooooooooooooooooo, a nice round and BIG ass like her, how could you even dare to diss that!!!!!! come'on!! honnestly, what do you prefer? Bone or meat????!!! i think everybody agree with me , MEAT!!! and also that her ass look good !!! i mean... even if its not her, who cares!! and seriously, like really serious, look at you first in the mirror honey... take a second, maybe few minutes...You're not that pretty yourself...imma be real with you, she looks better than you!!!! like for real, for real, shhuuuuuuuss be quiet!!
im not tryin to diss you but since you're doin it for no reason....
oh ya almost forgot...
OOOOWWWWNNEEED!!!!!!! but im rly not proud of it since you look 13
first, coud you stop HATIN' plllleeeeeeeaaaasssseeee!!!!! second, you dont make no sence. how could you diss her and then compliment her like... your so ugly , you have the biggest ass... -.- Helllloooooooooooooooooo, a nice round and BIG ass like her, how could you even dare to diss that!!!!!! come'on!! honnestly, what do you prefer? Bone or meat????!!! i think everybody agree with me , MEAT!!! and also that her ass look good !!! i mean... even if its not her, who cares!! and seriously, like really serious, look at you first in the mirror honey... take a second, maybe few minutes...You're not that pretty yourself...imma be real with you, she looks better than you!!!! like for real, for real, shhuuuuuuuss be quiet!!
im not tryin to diss you but since you're doin it for no reason....
oh ya almost forgot...
OOOOWWWWNNEEED!!!!!!! but im rly not proud of it since you look 13
Reply
SOTYsNumber1Fan
| 0
pwned?
Reply
comedychick
| 1
lmfaoooooo
omg!!! that's so mean!!
omg!!! that's so mean!!
Reply
Whydoyouask
| 11
I love your logic #92! it makes so much sense. Since my husband thinks my stomach is a turnoff, so let me stuff myself more, maybe something will change! :D
Reply
smerry
| 3
haha itz funny cuz ur fat!!!!!!!! fyl
Reply
chaelyn
| 0
creep
Reply
AceArctic
| 4
it might not even be that she's fat. she might be really thin
Reply
Karnezar
| 2
to bad there's no hypnosis or brain washing to make women think thin is in
Reply
NuTrees
| 9
Where in the fML does it say fat? F the commenters lives for assumptions.
By
KVKdragon
| 26
comments like that make me wonder why men say that. does the man want sex or not?
Reply
ninomunoz
| 0
Sex with fat chicks is worse than no sex at all.
Reply
Horde
| 8
Not true!
Sex is like documentation:
If it's good, it's really good
If it's bad, it's more then nothing
Sex is like documentation:
If it's good, it's really good
If it's bad, it's more then nothing
Reply
Good_old_Grim
| 8
They say that because they want sex with hot women, not some blob.
And #22, There is a line beyond which porn and masturbation wins.
And #22, There is a line beyond which porn and masturbation wins.
Reply
allenrotstein
| 0
Hand party or sex with a flabby cow... No brainer!
Reply
ninomunoz
| 0
Having a little something to hold on to is perfectly fine. But when your woman is so fat that each thrust sends a wave pulsing up her body, I think that line has been drawn. I don't blame the husband for wanting to avoid seasickness. Sex is supposed to be pleasurable, not nauseating.
Reply
Stupified
| 0
I know how he feels. I've got a fat pussy all over me, and I'm just wondering when this obese cat will go away.
Reply
justsayfuck
| 5
#22, I'm afraid I'm not following you. You say it is more and then it is nothing? It just disappears or something? :/
Reply
Stupified
| 0
54 don't be a smartass
Reply
Horde
| 8
#54 just for you
*than
*than
Reply
justsayfuck
| 5
#65, oh thank you! It all makes sense now :)
Reply
ninomunoz
| 0
58, she wasn't being a smartass. She just struggles with proofreading. Be careful not to misinterpret a woman's idiocy as wit.
54, you're welcome. I've got your back. ;)
54, you're welcome. I've got your back. ;)
Reply
justsayfuck
| 5
#85, I hoped it wouldn't come this far, but apparently I have to explain my comments were meant sarcastically and I was indeed 'being a smartass'. Will you give me my back back now? Thankyou :)
Reply
krissy8877
| 2
what size is top fat for guys? if your married you should love the person either way. not everyone can be super skinny. you have people who eat and eat but dnt gain any weight. then some don't eat alot and they are still bigger
Reply
ninomunoz
| 0
115, oh I caught your sarcasm. I just didn't want to waste the opportunity to make a sexist remark. ;P
And if you don't mind, I think I'll keep your back. The view is spectacular! ^-^
And if you don't mind, I think I'll keep your back. The view is spectacular! ^-^
Reply
tinuelena
| 0
You can love someone and still not be turned on by them.
Reply
EvilAku
| 2
says two guys who never get laid
Reply
Rayan8D
| 0
LOOL 58 , there's always someone trying to be smart by writing "smart ass" comments.
Reply
love_game911
| 0
38 u made rofl....I could totally imagine that!!! xD
Reply
msuniversforevr
| 0
really? well that's new
Reply
pinkdottedbow
| 0
#2, not all men are willing to have sex with any and every woman that comes along. If she's a big turnoff, then that's probably her fault for going around flaunting it.
By
boomstick
| 0
Your husband is a dick.
Reply
Good_old_Grim
| 8
You say that like you actually know what it looks like...
Reply
BehindTheSun
| 2
Well obviously OP's husband affected her, so now she should have motivation to work out. I hate it when my girlfriends hounds me to workout everyday, yet she can pass a few days of hitting the gym and if be fine.
Reply
allenrotstein
| 0
Oh, so it's wrong to dislike fat chicks now? she let her self go fat after marriage (I assume), it's not the husband's fault.
Reply
BehindTheSun
| 2
Exactly, #34. OP's husband got off work. He was relaxing, winding down and reading the paper. And then BAM! A whale in fishnets suddenly attacks him. Let the man be.
Reply
ninomunoz
| 0
Very well put, 37. Hahaha.
Reply
myschyveus
| 0
37 "whale in fish nets" double entendre win lol
um, fatty mcfatass, get in shape and be grateful he loves you enough to stick around. I know a lot of guys who'd just leave or cheat. Y.D.I.
um, fatty mcfatass, get in shape and be grateful he loves you enough to stick around. I know a lot of guys who'd just leave or cheat. Y.D.I.
Reply
CitrusGirl
| 0
I don't any women should be "grateful he doesn't cheat". I think that's unfair. Also, I think it's unfair that because she's heavy he should be expected to leave her. And usually fat wives have fat husbands.
Reply
meandmyself69
| 0
I can tell you've never been in a lingerie shop
Reply
BehindTheSun
| 2
Who, me? I wasn't serious, I just said fishnets because a whale is from the ocean, which is also where fish are from. I apologize of you didn't find the humor in that. I have been in a lingerie store more than my fair share, I assure you.
Reply
MushyLuvsU
| 0
289: I do like myself some boy in smexy girl undies :D how much?
Reply
Googolman
| 29
It's incredibley annoying when people think a man is gay simply because he rejects a woman.
By
Soteria
| 0
next time tell him his face is too ugly when he wants some lovin
By
I_have_no_clue
| 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
By
chungy92
| 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
By
XxFallenbladexX
| 0
How much of your stomach actually came away from your body? o.O
By
SpaceMannn
| 0
I sure hope you told him thy his small penis is a turnoff too.
Reply
Brooklyn_42
| 0
lol 10 - hope she did.
Reply
maddie30000
| 4
hahah 10.
Reply
BehindTheSun
| 2
Such a turnoff she basically tried to mount him with her jello stomach jiggling around while wearing lingerie? No, I think she's very happy with his meat size.
Reply
sourgirl101
| 28
Why do so many angry girlfriends pull the "small penis" card back lash? Are there that many guys with small penises out there that I'm unaware of?
Reply
RedPillSucks
| 31
because it hurts guys egos about as much as being called a "fatass" hurts women's egos.
By
justsayfuck
| 5
Ouch, that's really harsh. But the real question is: are YOU satisfied with your body?
Reply
Good_old_Grim
| 8
Its not enough to be satisfied with her body. She also has to be satisfied with no sex.
Reply
buzzed_26
| 1
Or go elsewhere if her dick of a husband doesn't want her..it'll serve him right!
Reply
BehindTheSun
| 2
Duh nuh nu! Dr. Phil, on the case. Yes OP, are you satisfied with yourself? And how does that make you feel?
Reply
BehindTheSun
| 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
By
The_Undead_One
| 0
Perhaps some sit-ups will do the trick?
Reply
Nat52482
| 25
Doing sit ups would only make the muscle grow, and make the area bigger.