By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say "Hello, my name is-" I sneezed right in her face. FML
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starberries 0

Introducing yourself to the new manager gets you bonus points and a raise? I would have thought that was basic etiquette.

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candy29 10

why didnt you just turn your head? you cant tell me you dont feel them coming

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iTwitch 5

totally deserved that one... you can feel a sneeze comming. there's no such thing as spitfire sneezing haha

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danceoo 0

you thought you'd get a raise by introducing yourself? After taking a week off work? really?

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kmwis_00 6

Whoo! :D You're definitely gonna get a raise for sure! :D

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iLove2LoveU 0

FYL?? don't u mean eff her life? she's the one who was sneezed on!!!

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Sir_Swaggington 6

Cover your mouth you disgusting idiot. It's very simple.

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DjaySkar 14

She said "what?" He said "my name is-" *sneeze* She said "who?" He said "Slim Shady."

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mymiles 13

At least she'll remember you

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