sam
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
gus98
Los Angeles, United States
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
whoneedsdumbcars
United States
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
jack1057
Phoenix, United States
Smooth criminal
Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Anonymous
San Jose, United States
Rollin'
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
erineilis
United States
Public freakout
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
dreefsa
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice try, bozo
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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SereniLove 0
what an ass.
TXCandy 3
license plates??? u should have run faster!
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Comments (50)
LemonStarship 5
Blows.
maybaybe 0
What a jerk. I hate people like that :/
starsbAby 2
ur hair just made my life<3 I love it Bahahah OP, sucks/:
maybaybe 0
Thank you :D
Suavis 4
I used to have hair like that.. now it's gone.
Ryan488 0
Did it get chewed off by that purple thing in your pic there?
talktomandybaby 8
33 haha winn
Alanah101 0
Hope you got his licence plate.
mea_iloveskiing 26
run forrest, run! (:
FYLDeep 26
That sucks. I hope you don't have cut-rate insurance that doesn't protect you from mayhem like him.
Jaykayfu 0
He's bound to return to the same area one day . So I suggest you wait and camp out till he comes back, throw shit at his car, let him out, and beat his ass .
xElizabeth13x 0
wow. that sucks.
MinajMania21 0
hahaha, thats funny, unless of course it happens to you. but I probably would have done the same thing to see peoples reactions.
scanlon24 0
that's illegal, just contact the local police, they can look on cameras on traffic light to find the plate numbers..
FYLDeep 26
Traffic light? You know as long as we're making assumptions about the unwritten, maybe the OP should have just shot him with the bazooka he had.
metalwolf 17
Depends on what city it happened in. Have you ever heard of red light ticket cams?
b6000 0
I would do what #27 said...