Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
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Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I had a lovely day, right up until the moment I got home, went to change my pad, and realised that sometime in the last two hours, somewhere between the library and this moment, my pad had somehow… fallen out. So somewhere out there my bloody pad is… just there. What if someone saw? FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
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blackcatbook 0
... What the ****? How would that even happen? Are you just wearing really tiny underwear?
Chubtubdaplaya 0
fo real, im not a girl, but I think u were doing something wrong!
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Comments (202)
zee209 0
She does not deserve it! People saying that she does are being jerks. And not everyone can/like wearing tampons! I don't know why you people can't get that through your heads! And I highly doubt she was wearing a thong. She was probably wearing a wingless pad, and the force of running caused it to fall out. OP I'm sooo sorry that happened to you!
llortfeed 0
ydi that is disgusting
nevele11 0
YDI for not discovering a nifty little invention called tampons.
monnanon 14
not everyone can wear tampons you know. plus some people find them uncomfortable or dont like the thought of blood soaked material being inside their body not that wearing pads is any better but its something you just have to put up with.
hotissue 0
OMFG. I'd die right there. buy different brand, with wings and one with better adhesiveness
eggbrtshootsfire 0
Sorry. YDI for trying to emulate an Always commercial... The rest of us know those aren't real. At least stay away from white pants, okay?
lexiBRo 0
lmao! I hate how Always commercials always show girls running and jumping happily like people wearing their pads really do that..
thefame18 0
Wow. It does seem pretty impossible for that to happen.... But it definitely sucks, too. Very embarrassing.
itsohsoabsurd 6
all the good advice you're all giving her is nice, though pretty useless AFTER an emergency like this. it really sucks, i'm pretty sure if were you i would have died. but just think about this: every time something bad happens, you can cheer yourself up by thinking "ok, so this sucks, but it's better than the time i was stuck in the elevator with six other people, holding my bloody pad for eighteen floors". :b
zummm 0
18 floors? if its true than you totally deserved that part... why didnt you get out on the next floor to find a toilet?
madame_malfoy 4
HOW THE **** does it take 107 comments for someone to think of THAT...holy shit you are the only level-headed one here...
lexiBRo 0
actually this comment was made much earlier....but yes that would have been the most logical thing to do..oh wait, no.. the most logical thing to do would be to not wear a pad and a skirt AND sprint to an elevator. OP fails on so many levels it is ridiculous
ichat21 9
wow - i cant blieve i didnt think of that YDI u should hav gotten out on the nxt floor and done something!
inu_fml 0
ew how does that even happen
volleyball23 0
I've had that happen before, although, I was playing sports.. If your going to wear a skirt, i suggest a tampon. or just wear a pad, and then put some spandex on, it keeps it from falling out, and makes your butt look firmer. :)