Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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dewberry2001 25
You may be the luckiest too. Never know.
Kamon97 23
See you had me until you mentioned the ******* patriots...
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Comments (86)
4funzies 13
I don't have a boyfriend, so Blackhawks games for me. :)
olpally 33
Red wings aren't in our division anymore! GO BLACKHAWKS! Boom! :D
cryssycakesx3 23
they are in mine though. assholes.
fabs1171 23
Dare I cheer for the canucks?
Dinonick 15
I really hope people dont start saying you are "lucky"
minesbiggerr 25
Too late
junkman6 22
Where do women like you hide?! I always get yelled at for my sports center addiction, seems impossible to find a woman that enjoys the world of sports as much as I do. Soccer is the only sport I can't watch, too many players trying to get nominated for Emmys with their "injuries."
Enslaved 38
I first got into watching sports because my BF and I would bet. But not for money-- we'd bet whomever's team lost (I always had first pick) had to wash the dishes. It made the games so much more fun for me and victory was sweet! I later studied which teams I should chose. (:
DDiddy 12
We hide at the arenas, fields, gym, etc!
cryssycakesx3 23
my boyfriend got me into indycar. I like I more than him now :)
Zaketh2112 10
Sorry to hear that. My wife enjoys sports as much as I do, especially football. Living in Texas, she pretty much grew up on it. I got her hooked on hockey this past season, though. Now she can't get enough.
andro6657 10
My wife has the same problem
uarudeassbitchyo 17
How the tables have TURNED !
Swift4Life 13
ESPN sucks. TSN is where it's at.
Axipiter 24
Only if it's TSN-Jets... And yeah, I know they suck.
Zebediabolical 45
Anything with Frankenst... I mean Schultzie on it is worth watching.
DLT_fml 20
ESPN is stateside, TSN is Canadian. They're basically one in the same. Sportscenter and Sportscentre. And why do you think TSN airs shows like E:60?
gazettefan42 8
This happens to my mom all the time lol
oneofthosegirls_fml 11
Well, everyone's different.
perdix 31
Well, since you consider this a "problem," I think you need to move on. You should have no trouble trading up -- lots of guys would kill for a girl who's into sports. I'd shout out to my favorite team, but at this point, all of my teams suck. (Not just mediocre, but cellar-dweller, consider-disbanding-the-team-and-demolishing-the-stadium suck!)
ohio53 6
Oh, you a Browns fan too?
tomwantssnow 14
Nope, mariners...
perdix 31
#26, no, Redskins and Texans, both of whom sucked harder than the Browns this year. The Rice Owls are my only hope of any team sports joy in the foreseeable future. Ironic, since when I went there, they were the perennial losers and the Skins were at the top of their game.
perdix 31
#37, the Astros and the Marlins were far worse than the Mariners, and the Milwaukee Brewers were only three games better than the Mariners, so I feel your pain. Even with multiple options in the major sports, I seem to be stuck with the losers at the moment.
cryssycakesx3 23
Lol. who gets beat by the Steelers. woo Pittsburgh. all our black and gold shit was discounted a few weekends ago.
justletgo14 2
no my dad watches lifetime a lot it's kinda werid