Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
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Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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dewberry2001 25
You may be the luckiest too. Never know.
Kamon97 23
See you had me until you mentioned the ******* patriots...
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CTPope74 13
Being a man I do not understand how other men like sports (do you really like watching other sweaty men?? Not me.) I would prefer to watch comedies, documentaries, Star Wars, Star Trek, cartoons. Something entertaining. Sports is boring you are watching something where the announcers tell you what you just saw. (he just threw the ball, "seen it", these are his stats, oh someone else caught the ball "seen it:, there are his stats) Very boring and repetitive.
tim374 26
Good for you if you also like Lifetime.
mikeykid 2
If your hot, then we can meet up. I love a woman who loves sports.
GogglesOnDuck 4
your username should be: Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...
anon137 7
Trust me, You're not the only one...
Steve95401 49
My wife would probably like to trade me for him.
jddrinker 6
Leave him for a real man. How old are you and what do you look like ;)
silver3knight 1
is he gay!?!?! what guy turns off any sports program and turns on lifetime?