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Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML

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klovemachine 24

Nope. Just me and the coworker.

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B0u_fml 18

Well, at least it wasn't shit.

maz95 17

Well on the bright side, at least you were able to finish the rest of the dishes without having to fight the urge to pee anymore.

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Comments (40)

icepick23 12

This is sexist!

HereNReady 13

Splash water from sink all down your front act like its all water. Problem solved.

darlinjai 18

That's a bit...messy. and unsanitary.