Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Today, it had rained and the marble steps outside my office were slicker than I expected. I was trying to navigate down them with a coffee cup in one hand and my phone in the other when I was startled by a notification, slipped, threw my coffee up in the air, and landed flat on my back. Of course there were spectators. FML
Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
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reyemrein 0
1. #2, are you trying to piss the grammar nazis off??? 2. #4, when you lose sight in one eye, you retain 80% of your vision but lose your depth perception so it wouldn't be too hard to type an FML
saranottelling 7
"I hat stoopid peeple lik u" You hate yourself??? You have to learn to love yourself, man. SPREAD THE LOVE!
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Comments (86)
myownenemy 0
now you're like me! sorta, I'm only half blind in my left eye
forever2009 0
Thor shehe did not deserve it! it was there fault lol
theian01 3
Seriously... every letter is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. They aren't just there to look pretty.
turdburgers 0
You did see a doctor, right?
Spyrunner 0
Never drink and walk at the same time.
boopityboppity 11
Your keyboard seems to be broken. Please buy a new one to save us all headaches, including yourself. Honestly, typing like that would make my head and eyes hurt. It can't possibly save you enough time to matter, if any at all. I tend to ignore grammar and spelling mistakes, but this comment was literally indecipherable.
allard 14
Does anyone else get the feeling he was being sarcastic? Do you think maybe he was typing like that for a reason?
elledubb 0
go green and get a spill proof mug :]
myman47 0
@ hamersonA. are you kidding me how is that racist in anyway?? and is snickers a boy or a girl I can't tell but whatever u r ur on way to much get a fukcing life stop staying on fml every second of every year!
EleventyFan 0
I noticed your attempt at humor, but last time I checked, there wasn't a hyphen in egocentric. :)