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Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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You can never be too careful.

Lol, awesome.

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Dude, I have just registered in FML to comment this. I just ROTFLOLed! AWESOME! :D

Zombies don't use computers, gtfo.

Why does everyone on FML assume that every single drug has the same effects, and that those effects are dissociation with reality? They don't. Coke is a stimulant. It makes you energetic and talkative and euphoric. It doesn't make you think halloween costumes are real.

noidea_fml 3

lol the fml is great.. but your username is better :)

I so wanna see Zombieland!

I think that neighbor has been playing too much Nazi zombies on call of duty 5, huh?

greenltrn2003 0

I only clicked to view the comments and read thru every one cause I thought id see a bunch of COD5 jokes...there arent enough gamers/nerds in the world :-(

Your neighbor probably thought you were a crackhead and he was trying to rob you.

Lady_Slim_Shady 0

wow lol

means your costume is awesome.. take it as a compliment, by the way: what's with a halloween party now?

It's a Halloween-themed birthday party, not a Halloween party. I had the same reaction and had to double take. :)