Health: Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday... - FML

By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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8trickster8 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:05

You can never be too careful.

GlennD 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:03

Lol, awesome.

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MaskedAspen 6

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:55

I wouldn't have to be on anything to get the same reaction. coke or not dude, you were a zombie.

KaylieBieber13 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:22

coke? hes addicted to a soda?!?! lol just kidding i no what u mean hahaha

Briii00 2

Friday 22 July 2011 18:23

Lmfao, a zombie? Really. O-O You must of look badass, to be tackled. (;

sportsy 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:17

How is this an FML

Livlifefunny 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 13:08

orrr it was just the coke..

maxamus951852 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 0:08

Anybody else think this is a WIN? i dont think many ppl can dress up scary enough to convince a coke addict that theyre a real zombie.. However to OP, just be lucky he didnt do what a logical person would do to a real zombie and just shoot you :)

everskat 3

Monday 18 June 2012 14:55

at least he didn't eat your face like that guy in Miami did. he was smoking bath salts and went ape shit, thought it was a zombie attack, and started eating a homeless man's face

ajh557 22

Friday 20 July 2012 10:10

At least he didn't try to kill you considering he was a coked up

CougeeSwagg 19

Friday 15 August 2014 3:10

You were nearly killed. You're lucky he only tackled you instead of going for the head.

Marebare23 17

Monday 3 November 2014 4:40

At least he didn't shoot you

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