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Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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You can never be too careful.

Lol, awesome.

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You should have eaten his brains just for fun. I wonder if a Cokeheads brains taste at all like Coke? I'd prefer Diet Coke-flavored brains, please. I'm trying to lose a few.

Vanilla Coke

MiseryMan 0

You ******* racist!

I'm gonna be a zombie for halloween! Any tips for my costume?

YDI going to a party dressed as a zombie.

whos the coke head the neighbor or or the lame ass going to a halloween party 28 days early? lame

You were lucky, in most zombie games, one uses a shotgun

collegeshmollege 0

shoot, if it's not halloween, and I see a zombie around, I would have run it over. You're lucky.

Zombies rock. Well at least it means that your costume was realistic!

I laugh at you in a Northerly direction since I'm way South in Houston, TX. Stupid coked out Canknuckleheads!

LOL, that's hilarious. Maybe he thought you wandered off the set of Thriller twenty-seven years ago and got lost! =D