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Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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You can never be too careful.

Lol, awesome.

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At least he forgot to do the "Double Tap."

can i have your neighbor?

Organise before they rise...

iEATdreamsx 0

FYL for not being Zombie Kid

******* lame come up with a better story

Hey, if you you were all coked up and saw a ******* zombie on you street, wouldnt you takle him too? That shit does crazy stuff to you man.

theres 28 days left for halloween man..... i think this is fake

greent_fml 0

i call shenaniganz. either that or youre a dumbass. cocaine is a stimulant not a hallucinogen.

he didnt hallucinate that the guy was a zombie tho did he, he assumed that the guy, who was actually dressed as a zombie, was a real zombie.

Be grateful he didn't have a shotgun

YourLifeIsntOver 0

He's got balls. Who would tackle a zombie?