Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
Today, I watered a dying communal plant. I was fined $250 for littering. FML
Today, I tried to help my community by cleaning up a patch of waste ground covered in litter. Instead of gratitude, I was reported to the cops and issued with fines for noise complaints, trespassing, causing a nuisance, littering, harming wildlife, and about 15 other offences. Screw this community. FML
Today, feeling angry at the world, I threw a bottle, that had been clearly marked to be recycled, into a garbage can as an act of defiance. Minutes later, I guiltily retreated and spent the next few minutes with my entire arm stuck up the stinking ass of a city garbage can. FML
Today, the new security guard of my apartment building tackled me for "suspicious behavior" while I was taking a bag full of dirty kitty litter to the trash chute. He broke my arm and cause the trash bag to explode. When I got back from the hospital, I was fined for littering in the hallway. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML
Today, I was on a walk when I saw a man dump a bag of trash into the creek. Furious, I shouted at him, and when he shoved me, I threw him into the creek. Later, I was arrested and charged with battery. FML
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Top comments
earwig12 1
So walk the extra hundred feet. How is that a big deal?
burritobird 0
a plastic bag doesn't weigh anything and it wouldn't have taken any extra effort to walk the 100 ft. your laziness disgusts me. you completely deserved it.
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Comments (163)
rinnychan 2
"Trying to be a good citizen"? Yeah right. 100ft, jesus christ.
dan81892 2
you couldn't walk 100 feet?
meleecow 0
ugh your legs must BURNN!
thessad 0
Holy shit, who cares that he didn't feel like walking 100 feet to throw out something that he had no obligation to throw out? Most people wouldn't pick up a piece of trash that's sitting right next to a trash can, but this guy, who has to pay $200 for an attempt at being, at the very least, a better citizen than the average person, gets ridiculed for not wanting to have to take a minute to do something that won't affect him in the least.
stripedoctor 3
It's only 100 feet!
Je_mapelle 0
karma targets lazy ass people too, you know.
crayons_fml 0
you expect us to feel sorry for you?
paxromana 0
100 feet away. And you were walking through town. Meaning, you weren't stationary. AKA, you deserve this.
Quinnjamin 0
I'm guessing you're lazy...my driveway is longer than that.
DeadMansCrack 4
Some people really need to calm down. The OP deserves a $200 fine for not picking up somebody else's trash?That doesn't make any sense..How many of you guys who said that he deserves it would actually bend over and pick up random trash that you see? And besides,the garbage can that was 100 feet away could have been across the street or not in the direction he was going. Get off your high horses, assholes.