Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
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Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
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Bostern 29
He sounds like a... Handful
pieman528 10
Or.... You would've looked like some kind of hero carrying a tired dog around. People like that stuff, ask the Internet.
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Comments (84)
jmacfan1 16
Don't worry op. my dog is a lazy bum too and I've had to carry him home numerous times. He's a medium sized dog and boy is he heavy
Reaper1984 13
Dog: "im on strike not going anywhere, NO NO put me down im striking NO NO........... BITCH" OP: "damn dog"
gemmadaws 3
Put the dog down get a new one
SparksLikeFlint 2
My Saint Bernard used to do that to me all the time. Try picking up a 220lb dog to carry home. Not fun. We'd have to wait until he felt like walking again. I guess at least you could carry him lol, FYL though, I feel your pain.
Pyapi 20
My dog does that all the time! I don't see how that would make you seem like a crazy person at all, you were just simply carrying a tired dog back home.
marinewife519 12
Look at it this way, it gave you an extra work out :)
sesor 7
Lmao! Maybe you should walk him more often!
ShannonBitt 29
I had to do that with my dog once, but it was because she was old and physically unable to finish walking home. luckily it was just from the woods in my backyard.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Take the dog to the vet just in case.
EllyBear__ 11
My dog tries jumping into random peoples cars when she gets tired :/