Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
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Bostern 29
He sounds like a... Handful
pieman528 10
Or.... You would've looked like some kind of hero carrying a tired dog around. People like that stuff, ask the Internet.
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Comments (84)
sens3sfailing 25
I once had to do this when a neighbors dog got lose and I was trying to help her catch the dog. The dog played dead when I got close to her and had to carry her back to her home.
acciotardis 9
That isn't really an fml though.. I mean if the fml was about having to carry your larger dog home, yeah that'd be tiring and not so great, but who cares if someone thinks it looks weird :S most would think it's cute!
chriswright1888 10
This reminds me of the time my mum taight my zebra how to sneak in with me so i would carry him all the way up mount doom. My zebra's a lazy bum.
klutz44 28
Silly lazy zebras
melbaby112 11
My dogs work me over like this all the time and I have a doberman! Haha and two chiuhuahuas, but the dobie is by far the worst. Love my furbabies tho :)
sens3sfailing 25
Your right 22, I was being to harsh, so I apologize for my nasty words, for whatever it's worth.
Emiweb 9
When my dog did this, it turned out she was very ill. I hope your dog is just being difficult and not suffering from anything.
Twisted_Angel 17
N3766 20
Saying no comment is still a comment..., but yours is just plain awesome no comment.
Twisted_Angel 17
lol ty
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Sounds like my parent's French bulldog. Lots of manic energy, but only in short bursts.
Kemmeh 6
IMO, you did a great thing, Crazy dog lady.
RocketNinjaFish 12
Maybe his walks are too long? FYL if he's just being lazy though. Our dog's getting a bit old, so when we walk her with the other one we have to carry her some of the way because she can't go as far as the other one. Ours is only a small dog though :)