By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
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tylersign 11

You just.. Hit him? I hope you had tons of personal information in the wallet, along with money. If so, you deserved it. Also, I hope your balls fall off.

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Calyx_fml 21

You are a true idiot. What if you split your knuckle open on his jaw? Now you've got HIV, Batman! Don't ever fight anyone if you don't have to.

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sidviciousmum 3

Awwwww that sux !!!! Never help anyone agin! Lol

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aw3som3sauc3 10

Stop. Just, please, for everyones sake, don't comment. And not that I am a grammar Nazi, but please, you can try a little harder than that...

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HarleyJM 7

I concur, if you can't spell. GO TO SLEEP!

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sidviciousmum 3

Awwwww that sux !!!! Never help anyone agin! Lol

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bubo_fml 10

2 qts of T-bird tonite thanks to no nuts Joe!

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eyecon502 13

And people wonder why so many others just pretend to ignore such situations.

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JessieMongoose 11

Don't slap bums, you douche.

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talorylynn 4

It seems awfully high-minded to say you "can't stand bums." They're human beings in less fortunate places than the rest of us. They deserve our help as fellow humans, not our disdain. You deserve what you got and more.

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sonnyrosa 32

That should teach you to mind your own damned business and not bother yourself with things that don't pertain to you.

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sonnyrosa 32

I like you... well said taylorlynn, well said.

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