Speed dating

By Anonymous - 27/11/2021 02:01

Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 036
You deserved it 304

Same thing different taste

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The trick is to get her to call you "Daddy."

dougierocks 13

You say that like it’s a bad thing!

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The trick is to get her to call you "Daddy."

And1 12
dougierocks 13

You say that like it’s a bad thing!

You just bought a ticket to a whole-ass theme park of red flags. You can choose to ride the coaster, but you’re 90% guaranteed to lose your lunch, and probably your savings and your soul.