Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Today, I was taking out a customer's groceries when he offered me a $5 tip. I told him I couldn't accept, since it's against store policy, but thanked him anyway. He called me an asshole just as my boss was walking to his car, who then yelled at me for it. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
That was stupid. Plenty of people pay tips with cash instead, myself included.
suadelaaa 0
I hope he threw the money in your face. Ha, no I don't. I hope he gave the money to your co-worker.
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Comments (236)
theonlysweetpea 10
Jackass. (To anyone who thinks it's ok to be bitchy just because they're in the serivce industry) And there are plenty of people who have been in the service industry without making complete asses of themselves the way that this dick did.
My2864 1
wow **** you OP... customers arrent required to tip you its a TIP you work there for the money your bos gives you not the customers... i work in a restaurant to (kitchen) and i see the waitresses often not get a tip... there not pissed about it because they know that some people just dont give anything... also make sure the costumer actually leaves before you talk about em beter yet dont talk about your customers at all... bitch
lucas755 1
Actually, they underpay waiters specifically because they get tips. So not leaving a tip isn't really the best thing to do.
miomoimio_fml 0
you r husky bitch. if u'd be a waiter with experience, u'd know, that it worth to wait till the customer go out from the restaurant
Nonon_fml 0
erm why r u guys insulting him he said the guy left a credit card BILL for 120 as in the "pay this bill" not like a check >.<
Leftieswillrule 3
dude $30 is a 25% tip, that was really nice of the guy
frank678 7
I hope he smacked you and gave the money to your coworker.
mattyboonie 0
I hope you die
xo_sweetheart_xo 0
thats what you get for being a greedy little bitch i sure hope he didnt give you a ****** cent
Thrasher91 0
It's not his ******* duty to tip you. It's not a must, you're doing your job and you're already getting paid for it. Greedy ******* bitch YDI
MoglieHill 0
I have worked only in the food industry my entire life, and if you have the audacity to bad mouth the customer esp where they can hear you, you never deserved the tip to begin with. YDI and karma is a bitch. Next time, take the high road and thank them with a smile on your face, tip or no tip.