Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
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Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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LordGiblett 26
I would've turned around and stared into that child's eyes, warning him to run
LegitTorture 18
Wait till he reaches his awkward adolescent phase
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Comments (30)
399 41
Damn kids.
Marielle123 22
I hate it when little kids say things like that :( That had to hurt
watermelon_bae 15
Little kids say that darnedest things! Don't worry about it too much.
sixsevenoh 6
It's how you see yourself that matters most OP
welldarnit 23
that's why you don't interact with kids, they will insult you and feel nothing
Mahcookiez 15
Because they don't know any better, they haven't learned to be a nice person
AlexOrban 17
Dang, that sucks
trucker2 33
Time to tell him the story of Hantzel and Gretel while offering some cookies and candy
Witchylady 18
That is such a rude and awful thing for that kid to say. All I can reply to that is, why is that kid so stupid and rude
Ayasha_fml 12
We all meet an end some day, brats included. Take comfort in that, use your imagination, brush it off and go a out your day. At least one person thinks you're beautiful. A truly ugly person would be thought of as ugly by every single person.
manuwish 9
children have no filter, and believe they are the center of the world.. why not try a different approach to what he said op, even if you are ugly in that specific kid's subjective opinion of the world that surrounds him, you are perfect for someone, just the way you are.