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FMyLife
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Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Wow, I think he won that one

mychemro_kiss 2

XD. He won. Hands DOWN. *pats back* Cookie?

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i woulda hit that kid upside the head so fastt

I see the parents are doing a great job with that kid.

I don't know what you look like, but chances are pretty good that the boy just said that as a retort to your insult.

That kid wrecked you. He's gonna turn out alright.

Yes... hes 7.... which is why you dont take it seriously. I work with kids and they say those same "burns" even when it doesnt make sense.

contagiouslaugh 0

I personally know the author of this FML, and I will just say, to those of you who are thinking she is in her 20's or 30's and is a paid worker, then you are incorrect. She's not an adult and it's volunteer work, so keep that in mind when you are reading this FML. :-) P.S. #20 is my favorite undoubtedly! bahaha

haha! youre ugly.

hahahahha..... hahaha hahaha...ha ha!

godhelpme92 0

you just got PWNED

redjester 1

you got TOLD