Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried out my new noise-canceling headphones while vacuuming my house. They worked so well that I didn't hear the vacuum stop when the plug fell out of the outlet. I accidentally had the vacuum off the entire time. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate vacuuming at 7 a.m. I was annoyed because I had stayed up late, but then I realized she was vacuuming in the kitchen… at 7 a.m. because the broom "wasn't powerful enough." I gave her the benefit of the doubt until she started vacuuming my bedroom floor while I was still in bed. FML
Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML
Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
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harrisonmoon 0
you totally deserve it for being so dumb. wouldn't you at least been able to feel if it's on or something?
Xellith 5
******* idiot..
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Comments (198)
wangchung16 0
you suck at making up retarded lies
shoieb9 14
Champion of Champions :D
xXcyanideloverXx 0
I will shovey foot up your ass.
paprikacha 9
This level of idiocy is possible, but I'd feel more confident about humanity if this one was fake. -_-
Bloonbloon 0
Please don't reproduce.
Human_being 0
I felt bad for you at the end of your story. Still-I'm sorry, but you should be deaf now or dead from stupidity.
SubjectX 0
this is either bullshit or OP is legally retarded. unless he's using a pussy vac, he would have trouble pushing it around withot it being on. and the vibrations would have carried to his hand. I mean ****, now you hav to do actuall work this time (how does vacuuming take longer than a half hour? seriously your vac just sucks shit.) and because you like loud music on headphones, you'll be deaf when you are 31. congratulations you are a complete fuckup or a histarical liar
deejay7220 1
So how did u manage to vacuum your entire house with out unplugging it? Is it wireless?
ScreamToday 0
You must be pretty stupid to vacuum your house for TWO hours, without noticing that HELLO.. The vacuum isn't picking anything up. Also, as SubjectX replied ~ the vibrations would've carried to your hand, so you should have noticed it wasn't on. ..Like he said, either this is bullshit or you can pat yourself on the back for being completely retarded.
maaalin 2
haha,, smart gjort :P hadde sikkert klart å gjøre det samme..