Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
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Today, I tried out my new noise-canceling headphones while vacuuming my house. They worked so well that I didn't hear the vacuum stop when the plug fell out of the outlet. I accidentally had the vacuum off the entire time. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate vacuuming at 7 a.m. I was annoyed because I had stayed up late, but then I realized she was vacuuming in the kitchen… at 7 a.m. because the broom "wasn't powerful enough." I gave her the benefit of the doubt until she started vacuuming my bedroom floor while I was still in bed. FML
Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML
Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
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harrisonmoon 0
you totally deserve it for being so dumb. wouldn't you at least been able to feel if it's on or something?
Xellith 5
******* idiot..
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Comments (198)
capricaz 0
THis is obviously fake. The OP is probably laughing his arse off right now at all of you.
lovekimmers 0
how could you post this and NOT expect to be completely torn apart? dumb move on your part.
imaniblub 0
hahah idiots these days...
dzerzhinsky 0
how can it take you TWO ******* HOURS?? is your house huge or are you just really really lazy? WHICH IS IT???
hungry4hotpocket 0
just skin the rabbit and patch the carpet right back up
11wanda11 6
You have never actually used a vacume cleaner have you?
sciencexgeek 0
Are you ******* WEED. TOD. ED. You would feel vibrations and maybe, jUst MAYBE, trash dissappearing right in front of your eyes! :D You felt or saw neither and cont'd for 2 hrs...
ryderthe8 0
fake you would see it not cleaning
nycfwa 0
haha i've done that before but i realized it when i tried to turn it off and it turned on...people this isnt fake! maybe he has a dyson or something they dont make any noise
stillxsearching 3
exactly ... you realized it when you turned it off then on. you don't think this person had to do that a single time in TWO HOURS??? and even if it doesn't make noise, it VIBRATES. it is obvi fake, don't be stupid/gullible.
justmyluck1212 0
Two hours vaccuuming what? One room, you didn't replug the vaccuum when switching rooms.