Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML
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Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
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ScenicSubterfuge 39
Did you pee back on him???
mssmell 10
Golden shower?
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Comments (77)
sugoine 12
Sucks to be you, dude
websphere69 27
Just so long as he wasn't "sucking".... you would have to say then that it blows....
loufol22 5
Did you see his **** license? If you can report it to local authorities it can be removed.
Futacy 29
If you're a girl curious as to why guys hardly ever pick out a urinal right next to another guy, this is why.
loufol22 5
Also peeing in the stalls is making a statement
graceinsheepwear 33
As a woman, I have never had the slightest curiosity about how men choose which urinal to use. And anyway, women tend to space out the stalls if the bathroom isn't busy. It's just human privacy behavior, not gender specific.
rugby_lover09 13
Maybe the guy that peed on you has a fetish of peeing on other people and he needed an excuse to pee on you. I imagine this was the convo before hand: Guy one: I really want to pee on someone... Guys Freinds: Okay... We'll jump out at you and "scare" you. You turn around and pee on the dude next you out of shock. Guy one: Sounds good. Okay let's do this! LEEROY JENKINS!! And that, my unfortunate friend is how the cookie crumbles :P
tegraturbo2000 15
nice WOW referance
tegraturbo2000 15
dont cross the streems
ShakeDisPlace 10
That's incredible!
graceinsheepwear 33
Is it now.
shutupmichaela 18
as the saying goes; I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on. FYL, OP.
underthesea12 24
another reason to leave an empty urinal between men.
chelsiemw 6
that's gross!!
ultra_notorious 26
niceness! got your first golden shower without the awkwardness of having to ask for one!!!
graceinsheepwear 33
Yeah I always hate trying to start that conversation.