Golden water fight! These new super soakers aren't as fun as you first thought right?

Such a piss off

I'm trying to imagine this guy's apology... You can't tell me it wasn't awkward

Sounds like you're just having one bad those bad luck days

Urine is sterile directly from the bladder but as it travels through the body and leaving the urethra it collects bacteria that colonize there. Additionally women can add bacteria as the urine crosses the mucus membrane of the labia and uncircumcised men as it crosses the foreskin. Add to that the airborne and surface bacteria in the collection device and the urine that reaches the world is no longer sterile. There is a theory that midstream urine does not pick up the bacteria as it has already been washed away. However there isn't evidence to support this is always or even most often true.

All over you? Was he jumping around in fright after downing a Big Gulp and a fistful of Flo-Max?

What would happen if they scared the "shit" out of him?

Sure scared the piss out of him.

damn! rough day!

The guy took he urinal next to you? He broke the fist rule of urinal use! a Always use the one the furthest away, and if you can't use one with nobody in either side, go away.